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faq - about John's Big Head |
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Why is John’s Head soooo big? John’s brain has been replaced by a cow’s stomach, actually the cow’s 4 stomachs. This is why it is so big. |
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Why does John have cow stomachs instead of a brain? John was a very bright boy but he was exposed to too much information. Because he couldn’t digest all the information that he was exposed to it fried his brain . To rectify this digestion problem his fried brain was replaced by the cow stomachs. |
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No need to reach into John's Big Head, he spews. |
Do the cow stomachs work well as a brain replacement? Yes, they are an excellant replacement part and readily available. John is now able to spend 20 hours daily absorbing information from the internet and other sources. He is able to digest this information at break neck speed and produce dozens of entertaining and informative websites. |
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Are there any side effects to this cow stomach - brain replacement procedure? Just a few. He has a tendency to chew on his cudd if things don’t go down well the first time. Gas is also a problem. |
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Why doesn’t everyone switch to cow stomachs? It is a very expensive operation that insurance companies refuse to cover. The tripe cartel has also lobbied the U.S. Federal Government to ban it in the United States. ( John received his transplant in Cyprus where there is no tripe lobby) Cure your hangover |
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Do many people have cow stomachs for brains? These records are confidential although some sources in the medical community speculate that their maybe 1000s of transplants worldwide, especially among people in high ranking government positions. |
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Is Mad Cow Disease an issue with brain – cow stomach replacements? Yes, avoid the U.K. and other countries with confirmed cases of Mad Cow Disease.
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